oh Google, I love you!
Steve: Hi, I’d like to exchange an egg.
Cashier: You want to exchange an egg? You have a receipt?
Steve: No…do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?
Cashier: It’s customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.
Andrea: I think we’re in the wrong place.
Steve: No, no. This is all part of the thing. I want to exchange an egg.
Andrea: Steve, let’s go.
Cashier: What’s wrong with the egg?
Cashier: But you want another?
Steve: No, I don’t want another egg. I want information.
Cashier: Look, I don’t know what you kids are on but I’m going to call the police.
Steve: You know, I think we’re in the wrong place…
anyway.. wtf with the I’d like to eat a child suggestion, I mean,… why???